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$$$ City banker jailed for Soho ‘lolly stick’ row stabbings [BBC]

$$$ Supreme Judicial Court Rules Against Phil “What’s The Big Deal? It’s Not Like We’re Planning A Kidnapping” Goldstein (a not oft-mentioned DealBreaker favorite, who deserves a monument erected in New Jersey, taller than the Goldman Sachs tower in Jersey City, of him holding a copy of the Bill of Rights in one hand and bill galvin’s testicles in the other). [FINalternatives]

$$$ Lloyd Blankfein doesn’t want another stinking wine bar on the UWS. [DNAI]

$$$ New Funds Bounce Back [AR]